Battle dress uniforms BDU's

Ok, I woke up this morning thinking about what I look like (spiritualy) heading out the door!  I rolled out of bed, put on my breastplate of righteousness.  It almost fell off with out my belt of truth.  Was just about to put my shoes of peace on but I thought about how my wife doesn't like shoes on the carpet! So I grabbed my helmet of salvation, Sheild of faith, peace shoes, and sword then put them on in the garage!  Went jogging then realized, man this stuff Is gonna stink because I'm gonna have to put it back on after I shower before I head to work!